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Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville and Culpeper For Friendship
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Greetings!
I was invited back to my hometown Culpeper, Virginia to go to the Relay for Life team car/truck show. I really enjoy visiting my hometown, and it is in my old high school parking lot.
Also, I am starting a matchmaking company called What Does He Drive? Dating Services.
In my research about successful matchmaking, I ran across the book "Good Date, Bad Date: The Matchmaker's Guide to Where the Boys Are and How To Get Them." The matchmaker mentions how more often than not, the first thing her female clients want to know about the possible match is what kind of car he drives. Also, the matchmaker mentions that car/truck shows are a great place to meet men.
So, I will be there researching for the company and maybe networking.
So, I would like to ride with you to the show and maybe show you around my old stomping grounds.
Maybe, I will buy you a funnel cake!
If you can't make it to the show but are interested in helping me, please let me know.
PS My last three love interests did not own cars.
PPS I own a 2004 Ford Mustang in banker blue.
Woman ISO Man and/or Woman In Charlottesville For Friendship
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Greetings and Salutations!
Thank you for taking the time to read my ad!
I just moved back to Charlottesville from Tampa, Florida.
A pal of mine had a small yacht on Treasure Island and would take me out to deep sea fish and sun.
It was sooo much fun.
Now, that the weather is starting to be beautiful again, I was wondering if anyone had a boat and wanted some crew or better yet just some company?
And, I thought maybe others who also liked to sail, we could all get together and enjoy the water.
What do you think?
Cheers!
FUN
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Fun
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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
So, want to Nuke or Crash me?
;)
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so here is how i would love it...
i want help being better...
i am overweight, and i do not want to be.
so, you.....
lend me $15,000 for lap band surgery and when i am beautiful and slim with no clothes that fit, you buy me a new wardrobe and ironically spend a lot of naked time with me....
OR
you take me to walmart and buy me some cute hiking boots and some casual pairs of pants and a fishing license, and you take me all over the blueridge hiking, camping, and fishing, and spend a lot of naked time with me out in nature....
OR
you buy me a bathing suit online and you invite me over to your pool and jaccuzi or private lake and we swim spending a lot of naked time together in the water....
OR
you go to newbalance and buy me a cute pair of sneakers and a country club membership and we play tennis and have some naked time together in the locker room...
OR
you go to fashion bug/lane bryant and buy me some sexy lingerie and we have lots and lots of calorie-burning, sweaty sex...
OR
you propose something else....
:)
LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS
Women ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
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Howdy!
I am a chubby single black female in search of a white male with good teeth, an active voting history, and a propensity toward random acts of kindness and creativity. I need someone to take me out dining and dancing and help me practice for my new career as a topless massage therapist.
Serious and funny responses welcome.
Wankers need not apply.
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
"Miss Write" Professional Personal Ad Writing Services Client
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To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart and to sing it to them when they have forgotten.
Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you.
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real.
Then, you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause I'd already know.
What would you do if my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real.
What would you say if I took those words away?
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you.
More than words
Now I've tried to talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close don't ever let me go.
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause I'd already know.
What would you do if my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real.
What would you say if I took those words away?
Then you couldnt make things new
Just by saying I love you.
More than words
Please sing me the song that is in your heart, so I may learn it and sing it to you when you have forgotten.
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
"Miss Write" Professional Personal Ad Writing Services Client
sigh...
it is official....
i let my mind be too open, and it caught a draft....and, now i have a head cold.
it is official...
i have been negatively affected by drastic weather change again....
i really should start wearing socks...
and, i have no one to take care of me.
i want someone to bring me chicken soup, strawberry jelly, orange juice, a box of those really nice tissues with the vick's on it, and read to me.
poetry prose fairy tales self help blogs car magazines...
it does not matter.
if you happened to have written what you are going to read to me, freaking awesome...
and, a tuck in.
and a kiss on the frontal lobe.
please no one trolling for quick sex, i am sick and not in the mood.
arg
i have to go blow my nose on the last of my toilet paper now.
ps if you can find fresh samantha super juice i will fall madly in love with you...i am not sure if that is a threat or a promise.
i can't think...and my nose still needs to be attended to.
later taters.
:(
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
"Miss Write" Professional Personal Ad Writing Services Client
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When I was an undergrad at UVA, I found the garden behind...i think it is Pavillion 9.
It was amazing!
There was this little corner where all of these trees encircled this small clearing.
There was just enough room for magic.
I always imagined that I would see a fairy there.
I daydreamed about one day putting up twinkle lights in the trees and having a small night time wedding there.
It was a place that no matter what I was feeling....
I could just chill, rest, smile, dance...
So, I came back to Charlottesville to live...
And, I went back to my old spot...
And all the trees are torn out, my special clearing is gone...
It really hurts...
So, I need a new favorite place in the world....
No predictable attempts at non-imaginative romance like... IN YOUR ARMS...
Be realistic geographically.
And, be willing to hold my hand when you give me the tour....
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
"Miss Write" Professional Personal Ad Writing Services Client
If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape.
:)
Woman ISO Man In Charlottesville For Long Term
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St. Maarten's....
Around 6ish....
Cheese waffle fries....
Chicken fingers....
Pasta...
Quirky conversation...
Ackward grins...
Mafia movie quotations...
Plans to rule the world....
Telling each other all the first date lies...
Chemistry...
Rapture...
Around 10ish...
Lamb slouvaki...
Bumping and grinding...
Yelling over the music...
Holding hands as we exit the dance floor...
Taking up the whole cabanna booth...
Smelling each other's necks...
X Lounge...
Midnightish...
Sitting on the couch very, very close...
Watching the people...
Tracing your wrist with my finger....
Reading each other's palms...
Club 216...
Two thirtyish...
Stand in a long line sharing a secret...
Discuss the drag queens...
Dance pressed against the wall...
Contemplate getting down in the bathroom especially during the song...
Intense, deep, wet kiss that goes on til dawn.
And, then.....
MEN ISO WOMEN
FUN
Man ISO Woman In Charlottesville For Fun
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I do not believe in metaphysics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Good Night.
LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS
Man ISO Woman In Charlottesville For Long Term
"Miss Write" Professional Personal Ad Writing Services Client
The Perfect Proposal
Look,
I guarantee there'll be tough times.
I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing.
But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me.
Man ISO Woman In Charlottesville For Long Term
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I am attracted to intelligence, beauty and compassion in a woman who can combine class with earthiness, and appreciates the finer things in life but stays grounded in an authentic place. She will need to be very smart to keep up with me, and very laid back to chill out with me (sometimes). Very A type? Not the right match for me....I'm looking for someone who knows how to switch off their drive and smell the roses and the coffee. Not into smokers, sorry - even though this is Virginia. But good luck to you smokers anyway, you are often fun to be around. And if you did not vote for Obama, you are probably barking up the wrong tree too. Oh and just to be thorough, not interested in serving the needs of a princess or an ice queen - people who know how to give as well as take are more likely to fit into my soulmate criteria. Just being honest! I do not hang out in bars and would often rather stay home than head out.
People tell me that I am handsome, and look younger than my years. I 'd be at home in the big city if my children were not in the equation. Without restrictions, that city might be Kyoto for the gardens, or Venice for the architecture and the water, or New Orleans for the creole food and the music. My preferred style is casual - maybe designer jeans and t-shirts with a leather jacket, something like that. My sense of humor is pretty goofball for an intellectual type (sweet, not sarcastic), and I am capable of giving my heart passionately without losing perspective. My work is demanding but not out of control. I love to cook dinner for two, particularly with someone who understands that the three secrets to good cooking are (-----secret----secret----secret----). One of my best dishes is (--------classified---------). My abilities are special, and I'd love to be fully appreciated for them!
Do let me know if you feel any resonance here. Please tell me about the music you like, and which movies would you love to see right now? That will help me get a better picture of you. As they say, "your picture gets mine".
Am open to the possibility of a true LTR, and realistic enough to be content with FWB with a similarly busy career person, but probably not a 1NS as this is not casual encounters and I do see relationships as an art, not a sport.
Heard enough? Write me! xo
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